Bread to plate in 0.81 s
Top toast speed: Mach 0.5. Maybe a little higher.
Toaster performs at levels unlike any other production toaster. It goes beyond Ludicrous to unlock an entirely new dimension of breakfast. It challenges the limits of design, engineering and physics to deliver an expertly crafted extra-terrestrial appliance.
Designed to be minimalist yet highly technical. Hidden electronics, a full-length heating element and flush-mounted controls conceal the toaster's true form. Shown here with the base panel off. Please do not do this at home.
Ano Wheat finish takes inspiration from aerospace coatings that protect against UV, cryogenic cold and the occasional jam fire. Wipes clean. Mostly.
Glowing slots are designed to mimic the copper coating on spacesuit visors, giving every slice that golden radiance. Subtle titanium accents embody space-age design at 450 degrees.
Our iconic Ultrawhite slot interior is accented with gray microsuede detailing. Each slot grips the bread for added launch stability. There is no screen. There is a lever.
First principles engineering, a manual lever and a fixed crumb tray reduce overall toaster mass. Magnesium, titanium and carbon fiber throughout let Toaster respond to bread almost instantly.
A collaboration between the world's best toaster company and the world's best rocket company. We are neither. We already put bread in a toaster. Now we put a rocket in the bread. We created an appliance capable of next-level performance. Additional thruster components can transform an ordinary breakfast into a truly revolutionary experience.
Our multi-mode browning and slot sealing system acts as a crispness generator, pulling moisture out from inside the bread. This provides enough structure to hold a slice upside down, even when stationary. Powered coils and active crumb management maximize golden-ness in all conditions, achieving massive toast at zero speed. Activate Ludicrous Mode to lower the bread and transform the crust. It takes the crisp meter to 11 out of 10.1
Advanced cold-gas thrusters use all-electric actuators to offer precise thrust, completing micro adjustments within a fraction of a second. Four per slice, one on every corner. This helps stabilize the toast in flight and stick the landing, stacked. There are toasters. And then there's one toaster with Mach diamonds.1
Seats two slices. As you can see, two slices got out of it. Features multi-mode browning and a slot suction system that maximizes crispness for next-level performance on and off the plate.
Bagel ready with seating for two halves. Features cold-gas thrusters on every corner that propel your bagel from slot to plate in under 1 second.
Croissant ready with seating for one. Features thrusters positioned around the entire perimeter of the pastry that support forward, upward and lateral flaking. So yes, it can fly.1
1 Available with the Rocket trim only, which is not available in all kitchens.
The features and specifications on this page are a parody. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or anything to do with Tesla, Inc. or SpaceX. No reservations are taken, no money changes hands, and no toast was harmed.
Designed by Steve Polacek